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Saturday, May 03, 2014

Two great quotes

"All those of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

A Hispanic-looking woman in line in a supermarket is talking on her cell to a friend.  The guy behind her complains to her, "Lady, if you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico." To which she replied, " I was speaking Navajo, if you want to speak English, go back to England."
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