The dangers of DHMO: Dihydrogen monoxide

Unfortunately, ISIS has now begun polluting our water supply with DHMO, a tasteless, colorless liquid that is used:

• as an industrial solvent and coolant.
• in nuclear power plants.
• in the production of styrofoam.
• as a fire retardant.
• in many forms of cruel animal research.
• in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
• as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
• contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
• accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
• may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

In a classic case of bureaucratic bungling and to avoid panic, the EPA has insisted DHMO is safe.  Hah.

For more information on what you can do to stop this insidious plague, click here.

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